Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Bhatukali Samrat meets Sports Charming



Hmmm. Yessss. A wry smile. Really? That must be tough…Ohhhhh.


I had reached the stage of Maun Vrata (Yes I could do it finally!) at a dinner table the other evening. The members of the conference were my Uncle and Aunt, my tennis champ cousin Natasha and my darling husband. The conversations revolved around Cricket, Tennis, Golf, Long distance runs, cycling…who beat who, some historical figures, excitement in stadiums……

I was full. The words were buzzing around me as I maintained my composure. I wasn’t  bored. After all I am married to Mr.Sports Charming and a Sports fanatic family. The man is not All watch and no play. He is a man of many Sporting actions.

As far as I am concerned, I do not come anywhere close to the word ‘S’ unless it’s the ‘S’ which spells out be a ‘SALE’. 

Infact, my family members will tell you that I carried the title of ‘Bhatukali Samrat’.

It was christened by my mum. The newest kitchen sets in the town were my pride. The cutest tiny pav bhaji plate was in my possession. The porcelain tea wares were neatly kept. Whilst in Pune, a visit to ‘Tulsi Baug’ was on my highest agenda. (*Tulsi Baug market sells goods including traditional Maharashtrian cooking items, cosmetics, jewelry and household goods, as well as Pooja items- Wikipedia :D). So if my best friend on her Pune visit had grabbed that fancy misalnacha dabba (masala box) , I had to ensure that I bought the copper vessel for my ‘Bhatukali’ set. I used to drag my dear cousin brother along too.

Hours were spent together arranging and rearranging stuff. Enacting mum and dad was fun. Cooking with weird things was even more imaginative. Leaves, soda bottle caps, peanuts, biscuits, choclates, paper punch holes and loads of garbage. The role play varied every time too …. Doctor, Teacher, Shop, Camping (That was a ruckus….grabbing every umbrella, bed sheet, pillow in the house). Even co-operative building society meetings (yeah we did that…carried lots of food)

I was equally fanatic about dolls. You name it, I had it. (Do I sound like a spoilt kid? :D) The crawling baby, the bald dolls with plastic limbs and stuffed cotton bodies.(A loving  uncle and aunt in Dubai always ensured this supply) My dad too contributed from his trips abroad. 


The best Birthday gift was a One feet ‘Talking and Walking’ doll on my fourth birthday. (I have pictures with it). It sang Twinkle Little Star, Baa Baa Black sheep( My cousins still annoy me with a song called ‘ Aai mala Paisa de, Baba mala Paisa de) It was an object of curiosity for my entire family and source of experiment for my budding engineering cousin. He opened to see how it operated and eventually made it ‘langadi’. 

We even had a ‘Barbie’ and ‘Ken’ wedding attended by all girls in my building.

I was hooked to Bhatukali. I had earned that title. By the age of 7-8, my parents were worried. So, they wished and prayed that my younger sibling was not a girly one. Their prayers were certainly answered. Sana had kicked away two blankets covering her as a new-born. Now, she beats boys in her class. 

The lack of interest in Sports was not entirely my fault. My father doesn’t follow any sport either. He thinks watching cricket whole day is a waste of time. Period. The only sport he has played is business. I understand that sport better as well. Although Mum loved watching a match occasionally, is still a person who loves business and reading. 

My cousin sisters spend hours together watching a match, cry, fight, squabble over scores. My grandfather aged 95 (a fast bowler in his days) stays awake to check the ‘score’ even enjoys a football match and asks to call for a pizza. Not me. Me and my dad just make faces and yell (you need a background score, don’t you?) and enjoy the food while watching world cup matches with entire family.

At a point in time, I wanted to be a gymnast even skating interested me but the logistics were so difficult. The class started at Samartha Vyam mandir at Shivaji park around 5.30 p.m. and I reached home in the long ride school bus at 6.00 p.m. Mum was working and it wasn’t easy commuting from prabhadevi to dadar again. My school was worse. It did not have a play ground. The only thing available for junior classes was ‘P.T.’ (Need I say more?) I was not enrolled for swimming as my dad thought it will ‘Tan’ my skin too badly and also there was a tragic death of my cousin in a swimming pool.  I did not go for it in the High School because the School swimming champ and my crush camped at Mahatma Gandhi pool. I did not want it to make it obvious. (That is another reason, I did not take ‘Entire Sanskrit  in 8th grade)

Aso.   My mum was worried with my Bhatukali as later it progressed to unsupervised experiments in the kitchen by age 11-12. She also thought, it was the age I should quit it.  ‘ Pudhe jaun te karachya’.
My sister was a Car and guns fanatic. Her other past time was to soil my soft toys, pulling away my dolls heads or limbs. My aunt had got her  a ‘ one storeyed House’ from abroad. I had arranged it for her. She threw away the small parts from the 11th floor. Next thing I knew she was jumping on it to check if it bounced.

Eventually, I grew out of Bhatukali. Maybe the pressure of academics and music lessons got in its way. Maybe I was plain bored. Or perhaps my mother threw all my toys away.The number of children playing on the building society ground lessened too. I never looked back anyways. Every vacation post tenth grade was spent working with Daddy and later even at odd company secretarial firms. Weekends were spent studying as well I was doing double courses till almost two years ago. I was a workaholic. Career was always important. Stepping in the kitchen was never a question. Mum ensured my daily dabba.
My mum grew tired of my non-contribution at the kitchen front. I hated it. I couldn’t cook to save my life. It was a shame considering my mum is a very creative and imaginative gourmet cook. People call her for her recipes and remember the wonderful dishes she cooks. There were firecrackers in the kitchen when both of us were around.

After my marriage was fixed, the pressure of ‘Atta tari kuthetari haat laav’ intensified. I had declared that I am hopeless cook. Aditya wasn’t bothered but his only condition was that I learn fish curry from his mother in law. As far as my mum-in-law is concerned, she was cool as a Menthol filled candy.

She confided that being a National level Hockey player, she wasn’t much into cooking before her wedding either. My confidence boosted, I flashed my Colgate smile. (I mean how do you impress your mother in law? You don’t play sports, you don’t cook)

 I am currently trying to follow football (its fast and exciting) and I want to watch a match in a  stadium. (there is so much of energy) I annoy my husband and ask silly questions between formula-1 matches. I have plans to watch the Wimbeldon too. (Yeah, I stay around) But I still don’t have the patience to watch a cricket match for an entire day!! Its afterall staged ! Mr.Sports charming teases me often over this.

Aso.I made a trip to Tulsi baug after ages before leaving for London…..for playing the ‘Kahari khari Bhatukali’. Two months in London and  I can whip many a decent meals. Like, sports charming said last night, Who says you cant cook? This is awesome :D.

He awaits the day when I watch a cricket match in a stadium!!!!! (I recently refused Oval tickets)
Pssst: You are asking me the secret of my Petite figure? I dance you dummies :D :P :P




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